Monique Wadsted, representing the american film companies in The Pirate Bay trial, in her finishing statement yesterday:

To consume films and TV shows through The Pirate Bay is like lying on your back and let fried sparrows fly into your mouth, regardless of whether or not you’re hungry.  The sparrows are also piled up around you so you can consume them whenever you want, requiring no effort on your part.

(my translation)

Whatever you think of Wadsted’s opinion or clients in this case, you have to hand it to her for her way with words and deep, deeeeep similes. Mmmmmm… sparrows